For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back.
Here are some badges, friends.
There was a shutdown?
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous
a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
FINALLY THANK YOU